scraper boyz-hos wanna fuck my car!!!

we are proud to present a BRAND NEW WORLD EXCLUSIVE! HOS WANNA FUCK MY CAR!!! not since cronenberg's controversial film "crash" have we sseen people so interested in coitus automobilious!

check these kewl katz from the bay performing this ICEY jam!!!! ONLY ON HOTTJAMZ!!!!!!!

Marck T Saunders, GUITAR VIRTUOSO/VIDEO &SPECIAL FX MASTERMIND!

We are proud to announce a multi-faceted true visionary, MARCK T SAUNDERS! his BREAKTHROUGH video, "Hold ON" features lightning fast guitars, pounding drums, amazing HOWLING BANSHEE VOCALS! this is THINKING MANS METAL, a la MASTODON SEPULTURA, or VAN HALEN. not only does he write and produce and shred his ass off on this video, but also filmed and directed it! we couldn't believ e our eyes! brilliant concept of marck hangin out in the graveyard shredding! when the special effects come in, like WHOA! every nuance is perfect from the expert spotlighting to the train and driving scenes, to the fingers walking across the screen!

Marck is truly ahead of his time. Like many great visionaries including arthur russell, kafka, and van gogh, marck toils away at a day job while working on his craft in the evenings and weekends. in his own words: "It's just a damn shame with my talent that I have to go do Ceramic Tile and Marble for a living. God could you please get me out of the Tile Industry! " So god, if you're reading HOTTJAMZ right now, please get marck out of the tile industry so he can bless us with his brilliant compositions!!!

new signing! DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!

hottjamz presents our newest signing, DANIEL! dropping his fresh #1 smash hit, YOURE THE ONE I DREAM OF, daniel is a force to be reckoned with! he's got sharp looks, a cool hairdo, dance skills, and a smash hit with a HI TECH special FX! the real best part of daniel's vidoe is that here at hottjamz we remember what it was like to be a stupid little kid hanging out on the beach getting dissed by hot bikini babes even after we got a sweet hair cut at super cuts and some new threads! DANEIL pleads with the bikini babe that he could tear it up in the sack, but she walks off with some meathead! what a hussy! luckily DANIEL catches a lucky break, and using the wonders of modern technology devises a clever tactic to get the babe into the bone zone!
we think daniel could be the next justin TIMBERLAKE or CHRIS BROWN but with a dancey melrose avenue twist! DANIEL WILL BE ON TOUR THIS SUMMER, EXPECT HIM AT SOME COUNTY FAIRS!

T BABY! SO COLD IN THA "D"!!!!!!

sometimes in the winter we get so cold we just need a little HOTT JAMZ to snuggle up with! and this shit is the biznees . its kind of like if TLC was fronted by a bunch of homeless chicks who coulnt efford to hire a babysitter so they brought their little son along to rap and sing in the graveyard! its a song about how cold it is in the D wich i think must be talking about detroit cuz its suposed to be really realy cold so. and they talk about doin time and workin and stuff, they ryme shit with shit too! and hang and dang! we're really feelin the chorus and the rappin and the beat and everything. we hope we can sign t baby to hottjamz sometiem!!!!! ONLY ON HOTTJAMZ!!!

NEW SIGNING ICY SPICY LEONCIE!!!!!!

hottjamz is super stoked to anounce the that we signed our favoreit new singer icy spicy leonce!

shes a hott singer with a spicy attitude to match!!! shes from iceland wich is somewhere around england as you can see in her #1 topp smash hit "LOVE IN A PUB" which is about ehr meeting the one of the guys from the sabotage video!!!! its so tite your gonna love it. if u wanna read her bio its below! KOOL BEANZ




her website to buy cds: http://cdbaby.com/found?allsearch=leoncie&submit=
BIO:

Her singing Style and piano playing are like none other..
The melodies are extremely catchy and they fill you with pleasure.
Icy Spicy Leoncie is a real breath of fresh air in a corrupt,Music Industry, where the same boring radio dj's favourite noise is played throughout all day to brainwash people.
Leoncie's powerful exciting voice, elevates your mood when you hear her lyrics and music on which she spends hundreds of hours preparing herself until each song has been improved repeatedly, before recording them.

LEONCIE is truly blessed with a great gift for writing funny lyrics. Although she has written songs on so many subjects, including Wrestling and Racism,Romance,etc, the humourous side of her is amazing.

Leoncie is a highly qualified Musician, and comes from a professional musical family. She plays the Piano and any keyboards that produce music and her fingers are like lightning on the keyboards.

Besides being a Fantastic Musician -Composer, Leoncie is a fabulous cook and can really surprise you. She says "Variety Is The Spice Of Life" and so, Leoncie is a very versatile artise.

She wants Revenge-Punk Rock!

Hottjamz is proud to present its newest signing, SHE WANTS REVENGE! they are two tottally hott guys from the valley that you mite want to bring home to meet your parents! theyre songs are so fresh and original that we had to sign them on the spot! theyre live show is superb also! we love how they mix the best of the 70s and 80s and 90s to make something thats toatally new and indie! she wants revenge....only on HOTTJAMZ.com!?!?

Suburbia - She Wants Revenge

Pelina-"Can U Feel Me?" (Indie/Emo/Reggae!)

hottjamz find s another great goldmine! we like to write little things about our artists, but PELINA pretty much summarizes herself in the letter she sent us! Lookie~
"ladies and gentlement, with this presentation I send you a cd with some compositions i produced myself. unfortunately i have no more future in germany. my astrologe saw in my constellation of the planets, i must go to america, to get lucky and successfull. well, i wanne do that and i would be very happy, to work with your company.
when you are not convinced of my vocal, i ask you to support me as a componist, cause my music-creations are great and authentic. please give me a chance for an interview and i prophesy you, my music will be very profittable and success."

wow! hottjamz has been looking for a componist for a long time, preferably with a unibrow and i think we found our spaetzle in PELINA! check her #1 hit, can u feel me, only on hottjamz! BOOYA!



CaN u feel ME?

Homo thug!-Big Dick!!!!

Sometimes spending all day finding sweet hits can get exhausting, so the a&r guys at hottjamz like to hit up our favorite men only turkish bath! little did we know we would meet homo thug! a awesoem rapper who raps about mens butts and jerking off! hes oviously waaaay ahead of his time so we signed him and now we are dropping his hot new single, "big dick" which is pretty much what you would expect from a jam of that title! hottjamz!

Homo Thug (Big Dick Mix) - TruDog

Viking QUEEN-BACK IN CASTLE!!!!! punk rock!

Here at hottjamz we love making fun of other cultures! dont you hate it when peoploe come to our country and cant speak our languages? god bless viking queen because on this hot new single CLAZY 4 U she makes fun of asian people who cant speak english and mispronounce our words?! we love her combination of sophistication, class, good looks and intelligent lyrics! ONLY ON HOTTJAMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clazy 4 U - Viking Queen

Chief Koofreh-Indie Rock!

With style for days and a pimped out ride to match, chief koofreh has got the skillz to pay the billz. He has the fire of fela and the soul of stevie! Dig his smooth stylin over his #1 hit, “I am a Woman?” When hottjamz first heard this joint, we shat ourselves! this is the kind of jam you are gonna hear in 40 years at your kids wedding. And you are gonna sing along knowing that you heard it on ww.hottjamz.com first!!!!

I am a Woman - Chief Kooffreh

Denny Blaze-superstar rapper!!!!

The Blaze Man serves up his hot new single called ‘EXACTLY’. He is plaing on the beach with some hot babes! he was doin what AKKON did so much earlier! the blaze is ahead of his time. again his flow is super smooth and his swagger is ill.we wish we lived the ghettofabulous lifestyle! at least we can enjoy vicarously thru the BLAZE MAN! check out denny blazes webstie! hes not just a gangsta rapper, hes also a newscaster in cleveland!!!! dennyblaze.com!

Monika Lory-Dancehall Princess!

A HOTTJAMZ EXCLUSIVE! monika lory is the girl next door who is ready to take over the charts! armed with more hooks than a boatload of fishermen, monika has looks that kill and a body to match! if u are a fan of madonna, mariah cary or avril lavigne, monika lory is your new wet dream! dig the smooth sensuality of the sax, and the hip key change at the end. this is total party music, a track you can bump out of your pickup when you've been on a 3 day meth bender at the lake! a message to the a&R community: take notice, becauz 2008 is the year that MONIKA LORY TAKES OVER!!!!! onlyy at HOTTJAMZ.COM!!!!!

My Name Is Monika Lory - Monika Lory

Belinda-Reggaeton Chanteuse

following in the tradition of the great franz lizst, liberace, or richard simmons, belinda bedovik busts phresh shit on her keyboard! imagine what kind of trouble she could get into with those nimble fingers? can anyone say "HANDJOB???"

Tony Quakenbush-Jazz Genius

tony is 1 locd out mutharfucker. Armed with the flo of jayz and the imagination of Ludacris: Tony Quackenbush is some $tR8 uP gAng$ta? Bump this shit at ur next party and all the hos will be getting raw on the dancefloor!. Tony isn’t all bitches and bling though---on “He’s Tony” he expresses frustration towards his blue collar socio-economic gridlock when he raps “my mom had to sell the house to buy us some taco supremes.” Word! Move over NAS’, you about to get straight punkd by tony Q!!!!

hes tony - Tony quackenbush

party - Tony quackenbush

Brian Gilliliand-R&B

This is something truly special. Brian loves singing songs about the weather over funky beats, and his style and delivery is pretty much the bomb! From the richness of his vocal tonality to his leo kottke/john fahey guitar style, its obvious that brian is gonna be a huge star. He has a full length release and every song talks about, you guessed it, the weather! Deep!

Blue Sky - Brian Gilliland